ShiningInsanity
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There once was a girl named Em - I mean Mrs. Holmes. Mrs. Holmes had lots of friends. And she liked to fuck with them a lot. One friend in particular, Insanity, had to deal with her shit all the time. Mrs. Holmes blew up her goddamn message board and made her think she was getting important notifications. But no. It was just Mrs. Holmes being a professional ass. So Insanity did was she does best. She wrote Mrs. Holmes a story. And how does this story end? It ends with Mrs. Holmes getting her throat slit because Insanity doesn't want to deal with her shit. "FUCK YOU," says Insanity. She then yeets her way out of Mrs. Holmes' profile, middle fingers waving proudly in the air like the Confederate flag. Why specifically the Confederate flag? Because you have to be a real grade A prick to hang one of those out publicly and think it's alright. And that's what Insanity thought of Mrs. Holmes as right then. The Confederate flag. Yeah.
