mini-dearest

if they're talking behind your back, then just fart

lovestained

hey, thanks for adding roses to your reading list! it's greatly appreciated, and i hope you enjoy!

mini-dearest

@lovestained djsjsj, I SHOULD BE THE ONE THANKING U-its so beautiful and im currently crying my brains out while binge-reading on it-THANK YOU SO MUCH, WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE FOR YOU-
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mini-dearest

welcome to my presentation: 
          
          “questions that cannot be answered by humanity.”
          
          1. if i spilled a cleaning product, does it mean i have made a mess, or just cleaned it?
          
          2. is burger a sandwich?
          
          3. is cereal a soup?
          
          4. is tomato a fruit?
          
          5. if a male were to inherit the female titan, would they have tits?
          
          6. if you ate yourself will you be twice as big or disappear completely?
          
          7. what if instead of parents saying that their kid was adopted, the kid was the one who said their parents were adopted and that the kid found them at a parent orphanage?
          
          8. can a fully-grown, yet very small cat be considered a kitten?
          
          9. if mike wazowski nods, does he also twerk?
          
          10. what if mike was darwin's long lost brother, but he was mutated into another species, making themselves less sus?
          
          directed by: @daddy-heichou
          casted by: @daddy-heichou
          produced by: my desire for world-dominatoon

mini-dearest

@sup-ma-boi wait that's actually a valid answer-
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sup-ma-boi

the answer to #8 is no cause kitten is dependent on age not size 
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ineedhelplikealotpls

Anime Thighs Save Lives

mini-dearest

@ineedhelplikealotpls anime thighs arent just thighs, its a cultural reset, its the oxygen you breathe, a first gift in christmas, a hug from a loved one.
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