Dolores J Umbridge

OH MERLIN, THE DEVIL IS WEARING PINK.

I GOT A DIG BICK
          
          YOU THAT READ WRONG
          
          THAT AWKWARD WHEN YOU READ EVERYTHING WRONG 
          
          [you added moment]
          
          
          
          
          
          :)
          

CHILD
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          rEAD IT AGAIN 

You look like A Stinking Cat lady with a Toad like Face!

I GOTTA DIG BICK
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          AND YOU READ THAT WRONG

Wotcher Professor!

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR JOB AND A DEAD PROSTITUTE?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          YOUR JOB STILL SUCKS

WHAT DO A BUNGEE JUMP AND A HOOKER HAVE IN COMMON?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          THEY'RE BOTH CHEAP, FAST, AND IF THE RUBBER BREAKS, YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH SCREWED

Ewww

*sips tea*
          
          "Anyone want to get into detention?"
          
          ".....I'm bored....."