Jess

i sliced my pinky finger
          
          
          woo

When you get 1k reads on both your books but don't know how to take screenshots on an LG
          
          
          
          Ughhhhhhhhh
          
          Thank u tho

I made a new book again.
          
          It's called "1-hour questions with Jess", where I post a random question, and you have one hour to choose an option.
          
          Have fun!

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It's my birthday and it went the same as always...
          
          Sucky
          
          My parents went to work, and my mom came home and could only give half a sh*t that it was. She just yelled at me and forced me to go on a walk. And my dad doesn't come home until the next day. But I guess I should have expected this.

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Bro
          
          Has anyone got on their phone and it's at 100 right? Well, you open Wattpad and then look at your percent to see that it"s at 69. Wattpad y'all some percentage sucking vampires 

So I made a new book again.
          
          It's my first book that has nothing to do with memes, or in that case no pics of memes. I wanted it to be a real book but I still used Gacha Life(if Anyone knows what that is) to make the cover. It's pretty crappy and there is only one chapter, so if you want to read it sure but if not then it's okay

So my wattpad lagged and it repeated every chapter that I had written in my music book. So now I have to go back in and edit that abd tommorow is my sis's b-day and I wanted to take her on a ride on her new bike:(
          
          R.I.P my hands

Imagine a 4 year old singing this:
          
          I have a tiny turtle, his name is tiny tim, i put him in the water, to see if he could swim. He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap, and then I cut his d**k off, so he couldnt elope
          
          If you hear this, call 911 because your sibling is probably a murderer and killed your pet turtle.
          R.I.P tiny tim