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that’s practically offensive.  i have perfect eye sight.

You're ... seeing things ...? MY EYE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
            
            ▌@psystrung 

then why is your eye blinking.

i said i was sorry…   :(   not my fault you suck at mario kart.

[ she turns briefly to give him a side eye before huffing and turning back. ] now i'm not loooking at you!
            
            ▌@gravisade

i mean…   probably not?   never tried it though.   it wouldn’t hurt to attempt it, if you insist on it.

no— we can make do with the beef! it shhouldn't change the recipe *too* much, right?
            
            ▌@gravisade

it’s black.   how is it black?   you literally put nothing else in there.   did you leave it on for too long, or…???      [an exasperated sigh escapes caleb’s lips, a hand being raised to rub at his temples.   maybe entrusting yukim with cooking wasn’t the move.   but soon, the exasperation is replaced with soft amusement, a small smile gracing his lips.]      y’know what?   don’t even worry about it.   i’ll boil the noodles.   you can sit down.

and the pot ... well....!!

OHMYGOD—-! no no, i didn't burn the water—- the water *evaporated*! 
            
            ▌@gravisade

/  Now

❀ུུ۪  N if I ask for subtle angst in one of those Ur gonna come after me 

❀ུུ۪  Spam

huh.   true.   weird, isn’t it?   maybe his business is going bankrupt…   does that mean we’ll have to find a new sugar daddy?   T-T

*i* can't believe that he didn't. super grateful for the pocket money but  ... 
            
            ▌@resollure 

good…   oh nevermind!   he just texted me that he would buy me matcha cheesecake on his way home.   ^o^   do you want me to ask if he could get you anything?

[ ??? ]   what the hell, sure! 
            
            ▌@resollure 

wait, wait —-   OWWWW!   don’t pull so damn hard!

ACK—-!  hold on, stay still, i'm going to try and cling onto that pole instead!
            
            ▌@resollure 

@miracleshots      ＊      (A scowl,)   A guy can’t begat nowadays.  There’s always got to be another one!   

[ she ignores that comment, reaching over to take another chip with a stupid grin. ] what did you say?
            
            ▌@evolus