misarmed
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* / dilemma of the day really is me changing my username bc someone else’s is too similar for comfort and acting like I’m active for more than a week at a time vs not changing my username because I plastered it on every edit I made months ago .
Imagining zimnscldat in a red font though ,, that’s kinda ,, ✨ ✨
misarmed
@HAWKSEYED You’re not gonna’ wine and dine me first ? What do I look like ? A cheap broad ?
misarmed
@HAWKSEYED Blow out the candles & make a wish . See , look at me , I’m gettin’ good at this Clint-talk.
misarmed
* / dilemma of the day really is me changing my username bc someone else’s is too similar for comfort and acting like I’m active for more than a week at a time vs not changing my username because I plastered it on every edit I made months ago .
Imagining zimnscldat in a red font though ,, that’s kinda ,, ✨ ✨
parawings
i have an announcement to make .
parawings
@parawings ;; && that's why i told you first . maybe you could help – && it's not like i'll be deployed all of the time . it'll be fine .
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misarmed
@parawings Damn. I was so sure you were team grounded with me. Proud of you kid. Did you tell the old man yet ? I mean – with your pop’ and all I could just .. I could see him not being on board.
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misarmed
* / come collect a one-liner from Bucky ‘ it iz what it iz ‘ Barnes. The homie Panko is back ;D
misarmed
@HAWKSEYED I don’t know , now that you say that I COULD watch you suffer a few more minutes.
misarmed
No cops at pride , just me and my cat in matching hats.
cagedsam
@misarmed You’re as clueless as me sometimes. I was referring to you ! But rest aside, let’s not talk about that now.
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misarmed
@thundervous platonically ? well duh that’s a given heh - what - you tryna date alpine or somethin’ ?
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cagedsam
this message may be offensive
hump thy bump the dump fuck truck
misarmed
@thundervous You’re bigger than me AND stronger than me. I need vitamins - thatjustsohappentobeinpoptartformbutthey’refruitsoit’sprobablyhealthy - more than you !
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misarmed
*/ one-liners anyone ? add a mood please & thank you