Unitard

Why can’t Gary the grammar cactus stay i a relationship?
          
          “Gary, you need to be less selfish. Remember, it’s cact-US”
          “Actually sweetie, the plural is cact-I.”
          
          I hope you all have a good day!
          (⌒▽⌒)

All of you guys seem to like bayblade in one way or another, while i know nothing about it! 
          
          I find it rather amusing.
          (also my first message to you... yay..?)

owo