Happy birthday John Laurens! *clears throat* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CINNAMON ROLL JOHN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! *claps* 1, 2, skip a few, 99, 100! 3, 4, skip some more, 199, 200! 5, 6, skip real quick, 264!