We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious
We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you
We're not mean, we just don't like you
We're not obsessed, we're besties!

It's when life takes an unexpected turn and makes me crash into you, all chubby and cute but an effing retard that matches my caliber (not exactly, I'm better but you'll have to do) -A

I thought I'd hate you at first, little did I know that it would be the exact opposite. Who knew the tall, sassy girl would befriend short, chubby me? But life has its tricks and here we are. You brought out the wilder side of me and I...taught you how to tolerate a stupid ass kid like me.
-N

Things about us:
-we're besties
-we're possessive
-we're absolutely crazy (literally)
-we love reading (obvio)
-we love basketball
-we love food
-we get bored really easily