miss miricle president

why do i have 36 followers? i aint shit

Haven’t posted on here in like 4 months I’m still alive surprised I am but here I am 

ITS DECEMBER 3RD
          
          
          
          
          ITS DECEMBER 3RD
          AHH
          I STILL REMEMBER 3RD OF DECEMBER ME IN YOU SWEATER YOU SAID IT LOOKED BETTER ON ME THAN IT DID YOU ONLY IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH I LIKED YOU BUT I WATCH YOUR EYES AS SHE WALKS BY WHAT A. SIGHT FOR SOUR EYES BRIGHTER THAN THE BLUE SKY SHE HAS YOU MEMORIZED WHILE I DIE
          WHY WOULD YOU EVER KISS ME IM NOT EVEN HLF AS PRETTY YOU GAVE HER YOUR SWEATER ITS JUST POLYESTER BUT YOU LIKE HER BETTER WISH I. WERE HEATHER
          CONAN GRAY THIS IS YOUR DAY

I was writing at least 5 paragraphs then it got deleted

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Not only is today my first day of school it’s also will’s birthday!!!

“Can I come with” 
          Sorry homie but it’s a gays only event

Happy birthday Percy!!

AITA for pushing my 8 month pregnant wife down the stairs and dropping of my 2 kids at the adoption center

Alright trying to do a short story