missanthr0pe

Hey everyone! Stop what you’re doing and read my book! I swear it’s decent… 

BlobbyCentral

@missanthr0pe oh okay okay I see I c, no your stream was very silly funny. I had it on low volume and had no idea you were yapping about me and had to self regulate to make sure I am not being a total drake to people, YK?
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missanthr0pe

@BlobbyCentral you never said you hated heroine lol. I was being funny. Joke didn’t land
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BlobbyCentral

@missanthr0pe wait im rewatching a VOD WHEN DID I SAY I HATED HERORINE OMG NO I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING THAT IM SO SORRY
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khushieee16

https://www.wattpad.com/story/393030676?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=khushieee16He's the golden retriever CEO-warm, clumsy, and heartbreakingly kind... until he's not.
          
           She's the sunshine intern with a savage tongue, soft heart, and a habit of tripping over her own sass.
          
          They argue like it's foreplay, steal each other's snacks, and pretend they're not falling-fast and hard.
          
          "With you, I want to ruin rules, cross lines... and maybe even lose control."
          "And you? You're the calm in my fire and the fire in my calm."
          
          Office love was never part of the plan-but some messes are meant to be made together.
          
          | Tropes |
          
          • Age gap
          • enemies to lovers
          • office romance 
          • touch her and die 
          • forbidden love 
          
           ❤️⭐

missanthr0pe

Hey everyone! Stop what you’re doing and read my book! I swear it’s decent… 

BlobbyCentral

@missanthr0pe oh okay okay I see I c, no your stream was very silly funny. I had it on low volume and had no idea you were yapping about me and had to self regulate to make sure I am not being a total drake to people, YK?
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missanthr0pe

@BlobbyCentral you never said you hated heroine lol. I was being funny. Joke didn’t land
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BlobbyCentral

@missanthr0pe wait im rewatching a VOD WHEN DID I SAY I HATED HERORINE OMG NO I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING THAT IM SO SORRY
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AuthorOracle

Hey! I just wanted to let you know your advice on my mafia romance, Break Me, was actually super helpful. After changing some of the tags for my story I gained so many more readers, I just wanted to say thank you!❤️

missanthr0pe

@authororacle That’s dope! I don’t remember what I said but it was no doubt something genius (as is every word that I ever speak). I’m glad your book is blowing up! I remember the description was phenomenal!! Let me know if you ever need anything else! Happy to help ❤️
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missanthr0pe

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! Everyone drop what you’re doing and add Cosmosaic to your reading list. Can guarantee this is going to be a delightful read and will likely win all the awards. Get a masterclass in prose while getting a laugh in. Txtual is an actual genius. The only person I’ve ever met smarter than me… I’ll have to kill him eventually so I’m back on top, but not until AFTER I read this. Kbyeee
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/393826054?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=postToProfile&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=missanthr0pe

missanthr0pe

@morfusmax1 yeah I know. Someone needs to knock him down a peg. 
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morfusmax1

@missanthr0pe Only person smarter than you?  Sounds like hubris...
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missanthr0pe

To all my ravenous readers: I know you’re all foaming at the mouth, staring at your phones just waiting for more Heroine content. I know you don’t have anything better to do than keep hitting refresh, ignoring the lovely May weather and your family’s cries to leave your Wattpad app, but I have news— I have written the first paragraph of the next chapter. You can expect another update somewhere within the next 3-m to 298 business days. And no… no I do not have writers block. Your mom just keep calling me and interrupting my process. 

LNRoberts1

I loved this message so much  ;D 
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BlobbyCentral

No no not another chapter—IM NOT EVEN DONE CHAPTER PLEASE GRAND AUTHOUR MISSY GIVE YOUR LOWLY FOLLOWER A BREAK 
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authorjulie202

Hii I'm Janie new here and I did check out your reviewing book which is cool but it's only got complete books so I don't know if you can check out my book . It's a dark mafia romance really dark and it's a bl not your typical normal romance also forbidden romance between two brother and time plot is in the 1800s . Name the devil's apostle 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/393494288?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=authorjulie202

missanthr0pe

Just came across this incredible article on tags @the_ravenclaw_writer shared on her board. Check it out and fix you tags.
          
          https://www.fanficable.com/post/how-to-choose-the-best-tags-for-wattpad-story

MiaWellis

Not only that but there’s quite a few articles on writing advice and how to succeed on Wattpad. It was written about three or so years ago, but it could still apply. 
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