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how was everyone’s christmas?! or how was everyone’s weekend??!
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IM 18 NOW WHAT THE HECK?!!? Time is an illusion
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crying over boys<<<<<<<literally anything else
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HIIII HOW ARE WE GUYSSSS?!? i feel like i haven’t been on here in ages which true:’)
hope yous are all enjoying your summer
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it’s currently 2.40am and some inspo came to me randomly so i whipped this up (might add to it idk)
Harry’s had too much to drink. He lost count of how many blackcurrant vodkas he’d taken after the second one.
Jj’s flat is spinning and Harry needs to sit down. No. He needs Simon.
Harry stumbles drunkenly through the kitchen into the living room where he spots Simon sat on an armchair.
Simon sees Harry approach and sets his drink on the coffee table, “Alright Haz?”
Harry flings himself onto Simon’s lap, arms wrapped around his neck, nuzzling his head into his chest.
Simon’s breathy chuckle is a nice contrast against his burning neck.
“Harry, are you okay?” Simon rubs his hand in circles on Harry’s back in a comforting way that he knows calms the boy in his lap down.
“Can we go home?”
Simon pulls away so he can look at Harry’s face, “What?”
“Can we go home?” Harry slurs quietly, fiddling with the hem of Simon’s shirt.
Simon glances around the confused faces watching the pair, “Why on earth do you want to go home?”
“Please, Si.”
“Harry.”
“Simon.”
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“Do you even hear yourself right now! You’re so fucking drunk it’s incredible,” Simon turns around briefly to take a deep breath and turns back around to face Harry.
“You know what I think Harry? I think you’re too much of a pussy to break up with me and that you’re wanting me to do the dirty work and be the bad guy.”
“Stop putting words into my mouth, Simon.” Harry says, voice oddly cold for someone who’s had a lot to drink.
“Says you, you fucking dickhead. Do it,” Simon steps forward, invading Harry’s personal space, “Break up with me.”
“Stop twisting it Simon,” Harry pushes Simon away, “Stop turning it around on me.”
“Un-fucking-believable,” Simon chuckles, although there’s no real humour to his laugh, “I’m leaving.”
“Don’t you walk away from me Simon,” Harry grabs Simon’s wrist, “I’m not done speaking to you.”
“Oh but I am,” Simon yanks his wrist out of Harry’s hand, “Fuck you.” And with that Simon unlocks the bathroom door and heads for Jj’s front door.
“Fine!” Harry calls after him, “Be a fucking coward then and walk away!”
Harry makes his way back into the kitchen where he knows where he left his phone and bumps into a confused Vik.
“Is he- What just- Are you okay?” Vik settles on.
“What do you fucking think?” hisses Harry, grabbing his phone and stuffing it angrily into his pocket and eyes up the rest of the vodka that is calling his name.
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Simon suddenly stands up, sending Harry into a frenzy. Simon wraps his hand around Harry’s wrist and drags him out of the living room and into the bathroom. He sits Harry down on the toilet, locking the door behind him before turning round to stare at Harry.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” Simon says, hands moving wildly.
“What the fuck is wrong with me? What’s that supposed to mean?” Harry barks.
“Exactly what it means, Harry! These past few weeks you’ve been so odd! One minute you’re trying to get into my pants and the next you’re giving me the cold shoulder. I’ve asked you umpteen times what’s wrong and you won’t tell me when there obviously is something wrong. What have I done?” Simon asks, exasperatingly.
“Break up with me.”
Simon’s whole demeanour changes, “The fuck?”
“You heard me,” Harry stands to his feet, although very wobbly, “Break up with me.”
“Where is this coming from?” Simon says.
“I mean you’ve made it pretty clear that you haven’t been happy this past while so just do it.” Harry huffs, crossing his arms.
“Harry I-“ Simon fumbles, licking his lips, “When have I been ‘unhappy’ in our relationship?”
“Plenty of times.”
“When? Name a time.”
“Just a couple days ago. When I was at your place and you were too busy editing to even hang out with your boyfriend.” Harry smiles in triumph.
Simon glares at Harry through cold, icy, blue eyes, “I told you I was gonna edit before you came over and you said that was fine! And then you left in a big huff before I could say anything.”
Harry shrugs his shoulders, “You could’ve came after me.”
“I know you like to be left alone when you get in one of your moods Harry.”
“Do I Simon? Or are you just saying that to make yourself feel better about yourself?” Harry suggests, pointing a finger in Simon’s direction.
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OMG DADDY BEHZ IS ON THE WAY!!
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I PASSED MY DRIVING THEORY YAHOO!!!!!!11!
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not so popular sidemen videos i find comforting:
sidemen crystal maze
women rate the most attractive sidemen (and the extra ones on moresidemen)
sidemen $10,000 vs $100 mukbang
sidemen $50,000 a-z drinking challenge (gone wrong)
sidemen eat food from different countries 24 hours
the whole sidemen show
sidemen $30,000 tiktok game
sidemen drink bingo (i absolutely adore this video with all my heart and soul)
sidemen gta madness is back (tbf all the gta videos but something about this one man)
special mention to all the among us videos they’ve done (both main and second channel) and the worst sidemen trims of all time…
okay i think i’m done but honestly i love all these videos lol but these ones just hit different
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hello my little love angel babies!! so sorry for being mia for the past few months, school and life had really been kicking my butt :P
but i’m here!!
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@bottlebongsandbenzos AH thank you so much lovely!! i am and i hope you’re keeping safe and healthy too <3333
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growth is being able to look at videos of yourself drunk and laughing at them instead of cringing