This is my fifth time trying to write this without sounding like a stupid dweeb or some machine that rattles off information. So I will write a portrait of myself for you in third person. Because that's the only way this will work.

Oh, Hannah? You want me to describe her for you? Okay, well, she has dark brown curly hair, and bright blue eyes. She's pretty pale, which is kinda weird for the area she lives in, SoCal. Fair skin, i guess. She's really smart, and kinda dorky. In a good way though. I mean, she really likes Doctor Who and Harry Potter, and is a theatre geek through and through. She also really likes reading and writing, and listening to/playing music. She's pretty funny once you get to know her too, and she's really nice to everyone. She's pretty witty and clever and can come up with things really fast that will make you laugh really hard. She's usually really happy and has this energy to her that makes everyone smile. She's got a whole lot of enthusiasm and gets excited really easily. A love for the simple things, I suppose. Yeah, she's pretty cool, I guess.

Yeah, that worked.