misspurdygirl

@rosiebaby333 did you get it

misspurdygirl

          
          
          
          
          
          One good Ashley Purdy quote is, ""There are very many people, who will tell you that you cannot, what you have got to do is to turn around and say "Watch me." Another quote is ""Before you ask someone why he or she hates you, ask yourself why you should even care". You can get more of these from

misspurdygirl

Word of the day is: Gratuitous Nudity :)
          -Ashley Purdy
          
          Kiddies don't have phone sex. You might get hearing aids. ;) -Ashley Purdy
          
          Life is soo much funnier when you have a dirty mind.. =P -Ashley Purdy
          
          And here's a test for your 'Purdy-minds', What does this say? Thepenisinhermouth ;)
          -Ashley Purdy
          
          Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup! ;P  -Ashley Purdy 
          
          A cup at Starbucks isn't really that expensive when you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup.. ;) -Ashley Purdy
          
          Who wants to gobble my turkey..?! ;) -Ashley Purdy

misspurdygirl

i hate one direction ther can go die in a hole!!! i love bvb botdf have a problem with it i dont care, have a problem with the way i dress ok im a girl who wheres pink and black so what. all you haters if you r reading this go hug a tree or something. 
          dear haters, i dont like you im a unicorn and a tad bit crazy i will stab you with my teeth.love my three dogs and 4 cats with one that if i play bvb she runsin the room. if yah have in imvu add me at ggsparklegum. i am a purd girl and proud to  be  
          ash quots
          "Alcohol doesn't make you fat… it makes you Lean… on tables, chairs & random people!!"
          
          "People are like boobs.. Some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake! Which kind of boob are you?!"
          
          "I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played."
          
          "I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever."
          
          "Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR."
          
          "What is up with this Ashley Purdy day tomorrow,I see? Do I need to dress up as myself?!"
          
          "Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that."
          
          "Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways"
          
          "If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe!" 
          
          "Correct: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer!"
          
          "Yeah Jake and Jinxx play guitars, Andy sings, I run around topless and play for the ladies." 
          
          Practice safe text, use commas! 
          
          The common missconseption about me? Well as most of you know. I am not female
          
          "yeh, so everyone in BVB is gettin song title Tattoo's. Guess I'll get "Perfect Weapon" tattooed on my penis... ha ha
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