mistakesimadein2018

Random person: Are you a boy or a girl?
          me: I'm a fucking god
          Random person: But what's in your pants?
          me: Fucking magic.
          Random Person: But like... you're a girl
          Me: Actually no i'm not but I will say I was banging yo girl last night I don't wanna start shit but-

yeet yote we on new meds hoes

Guys, i'm genuinely scared for my safety. There's a girl who likes me, and I consider her a friend. She's been really creepy, trying to force-kiss me and hold my hand at a school dance. It's scaring me. I told her older sister who's trying to help. She was a really cool person but she's really pushy.

I'M HOME EARLY HOES

I'm prolly not gonna be on most of the day since i'm going to philidelphia for medical things! I'll be back around 7-ish mine and @Peggyisafluffball 's time.

GUYS I DANCED WITH MY CRUSH!!! I WAS AT A SHOW WITH MY DAD AND HIS GIRLFRIEND IT WAS THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY AND DURING THE BOWS THEY PULLED PEOPLE ON STAGE TO DANCE WITH AND MY CRUSH PULLED OUT MEEEEEEEEEE!

Okay Hoes- I mean amazing Fanbase, I need help. I wanna write Six Fanfic, and I have an idea. It's called Masked, and I know what ship to use. It'll be Bleves (Boelyn x Cleves) and one of them will be a masked bandit. I'm debating on what character tho, so help please

POSITIVITY CHAIN!!!
          I’m dumb and can’t figure out how to copy stuff so you get a special version designed by yours truly. Say 5 things you like about yourself and then write this on some of your friends message boards if you want. First part is MADATORY. 

I was talking to my aunt and she was like, 'Imma love you no matter what you have.'
          umm honey do you not realize how homosexual I am?

@Fangurlingislyfe yeah :)