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Hey mister, hope you're doing well. In your absence, Scarlet and I have decided that when you do return, I am going to take it upon myself to chop your balls off and dangle them off of a very, very high building - probably something like the Empire State Building (it hasn't been confirmed yet). Moreover, you will be forced to watch from down below where an eager Scarlet will have you adorned -lol, trapped- with chains and shit. Hopefully, we will have such a vast audience of ongoing spectators that will chuck flaming clones of Sherly at you. This also has not been confirmed yet. MOREOVER, YES THERE'S MORE, after this wondrous once in a life time spectacle, Scarlet and I are going to slowly pluck off the scales of Sherly, whilst a sharp knife cuts out her insides, which will be kindly done by Scarlet also (What a freaking legend, right?). Lots of love, Goddess x