mM4g3 0f tiime^ !!

HEY! guess who it is. its me! im back! (with another account.. issues haha) i probably wont be active but i am here!! and i do apologize for the lack of an updated gtih. but i swear im cool!! :))

I was reading a simple "rating homestuck ships" book. First chapter was just warnings blah blah I read em and thought I understood em. Then rating KarNep ok chill nothing wrong with that, then STRIDERC*ST OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE then I died because they gave it a 10/10 and didn't explain  *explodes*/neg

bbugs i have eaten:
          1 earwig
          2 small flies
          1/3 bits of an unknown brown crunchy bug
          who knows how many mosskeeties
          
          
          
          bug yum

Me: "why don't people read my announcements?
          
          *Also me: groans in pain whenever my notifications are just announcements*

DID YOU UNFOLLOW ME 

HEY. DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO REWRITE GAY TEENS IN HIGHSCHOOL? I WILL. TELL ME TO DO IT. TELL ME.

yall r KINDLY LAUNCHING NUKES ON MY BOOK yet none of yall C dis?? ***KNOCKS ON THE SCREEN***

Need me to shower?
          Pfft no
          I'm gonna go evaporate the dirt from my organ-wrap in my high-speed water dripper thank you very much.

Hey bitches.

Why do people make reading lists for a living