( patrick blinked dramatically as he put one of his large hands on the others shoulder ) oh i totally understand but did you read the fat sign outside?? Look, I'll gladly employ you, fruitcake. *but* ( his lips formed into a thin line as he placed his hand on his chest and feigned sympathy ) i can't let you work here if you're blind, sugartits! ( he finally removed his hand and looked at the much smaller man with a soft frown ) either you get naked for me and start dancin' or you'll end up like them reeking homeless crackheads down the street. It's your decision, pretty boy.
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