Thank you for taking an interest in my writing. Before we get to the fun: A small disclaimer. I, Moaner T. Lawrence, am a horror author. If you're a minor, or you don't like reading horror, please click out of my account now. This corner of Wattpad isn't for you. Still here? Right this way!
	Free Literature. I don't know about you guys, but after five years of dipping my toes into the shallow end of the writing pool, the phrase "Free Literature" makes me wince. Any writer who's seen Harlan Ellison's 'Pay the Writer' commentary on Youtube definitely knows unpaid writing usually comes at a great cost; not only to the author in question, but also that author's fellow writer, and the writing ecosystem as well. If you enjoy any of my literature, please, support your local bookstore and buy a book. Digital, print, I don't care - writers who haven't struck it big yet are like street performers, they get paid meagre sums, and they need every penny you can spare to keep sharing their fantasies and ideas with you.
	So why do I have a Wattpad account? Mainly it functions as a repository for stories I'd rather not pay legal fines or copyright consultation fees for trying to publish. That said, this work is not intended to generate profit, but it is still mine. Please do not use my work commercially, in any way, unless you are granted my express permission in writing. On the other hand, if you want to read this at your local Starbucks, please just remember the T. in my name when you're saying who wrote it. Everyone forgets the 'T.'
	Those interested in me, or my professional writing, can seek me out via the normal channels. I have a blog, two Facebook pages, a Twitter, and sooner or later I'll likely be up on Youtube scaring you with my visage on a regular basis. Enjoy! And remember: We all either die in the saddle, or die wishing we were in the saddle.

Love,

Moaner T. Lawrence