Things I have learned from Hetalia
1. Don't go to dinner with Austria unless he's paying for it.
2. Prussia is not a person who would molest you, because he gets flustered at Hungary's boobs.
3. Whenever making a toast, you must always do it in a big boot.
4. Don't think Iggy's eyebrows are caterpillars.
5. America was a smol bean when he was younger.
6. Apparently all the countries have cats.
7. Sealand rides a goat while swabbing the deck. And that is not a euphemism for anything, either.
8. Lichtenstein is precious and pure. I love her.
9. Canada needs more love. SO MUCH MORE.
10. I have started shipping the countries together and now everyone looks at me like I'm crazy. ;-;