mockingthepower

"‘You inconsiderate dolphin lickers!’" http://wattpad.com/story/1602632

"My little Spoony" http://wattpad.com/story/65528

"girl hoboes normally bite on the spoon when they eat and Spoon hates that. He told me. Yes, I may be crazy for talking to a spoon..." http://wattpad.com/story/65528

"but grubby enough that he would treasure Spoon and treat him like the admirable utensil he is" http://wattpad.com/story/65528

"N.I.N.J.A. (Naughty, Inspirational, Nosey, Jamaican, Antelope)" http://wattpad.com/story/65528