luca

clowns nice

WHAT

I have a tiktok where I post some gay stuff and someone commented asking for a wrist reveal, like lmao, why ask that, my wrists are perfectly ok. it’s my legs you should be worrying about

did my dad really just get mad cause when he got home I was watching Hamilton in the living room? yes, yes he did.

people on pokemon are really nice, unless you’re that person who traded your level 4 zigzaggoon for my level 100 ditto, in that case fuck you, I hope you rot in hell, I worked so hard to train that ditto and all I get is your shitty raccoon

I have a corner in my room that I call the “gay corner” and I’ve been sleeping there instead of my bed for 4 days-

OH MY GOD I JUST HAD A SPIDER CRAWLING UP MY LEG FOR 10 MINUTES

here are some cute names I recommend you call your significant other because why not
          
          -honeybee
          
          -tadpole (I love this one so much ifghydkkx)
          
          -cherry blossom 
          
          -firefly
          
          
          no I didn’t think of these cause I need a new nickname for my beautiful significant other

I’m scared that one day people will find where I get my cursed wattpad screenshots from and find out that I read a fanfiction in which an ageless yellow dorito kidnaps and falls in love with a 13 year old boy 

new book of horror oneshots should be coming out sometime, those of you following me for gay stuff, I might release a book of extra gay oneshots. I’m just constantly in the mood to write horror related stuff