Grass Skirt Cousin™

anyone still here 

six years … 

Jesus I was trying to go back and delete all of the old messages on here but I only got like 50 done and it’s taking forever 

@phantomxiero I'm on the internet browser old fashioned version of wattpad rn

@phantomxiero thanks man I'm sure there family will love it 

Y'all a 5 foot CHICKEN SNAKE was in my GOT DAM kitchen today behind the dish rack so I couldn't chop it's nasty little head off with a butcher knife so I had a panic attack and called my grandma instead smh 

Needles in your face, pleasure in your base 

I o my use my glasses for reading and watching parks and rec 

I have to go outside and find something but I can't see anything 

REPLY TO THIS IF YOU WANT TO MEET BEHIND A WENDY'S DUMPSTER AT 3:00 AM AND FIGHT