Ok this is a bit random but I don’t dress very normal. In other words I dress very gay- and I recently got these platform boots that have studs on them and of course my mum doesn’t approve- and my dad was like ‘I’m guessing your mum doesn’t like those. She’s too straight.’ And I just started laughing my head off bc that’s the thing that I least expected to come from my dads mouth dndbsbddb