We Stan The Trash Man

Ello!

Pov: you're in history class in 2019 and your teacher threatened the class with spoilers to endgame if the class doesnt shut up. The class proceeds to talk and he writes "Bruce Banner is the hulk" on the board. The people that haven't seen the movie are none the wiser, but your friend who spoiled it for you is angry they you aren't mad at the teacher. You proceed to get angry at your friend because they explained why it was a spoiler. You aren't friends anymore.

My life is turning into a fanfiction send help

Welcome to me, writing a story that i should never publish, and never will
          
          Its just for me >:D

I just found out that alex brightman is quarantining 3 hours away from where i live???
          What do i even do with this information????

Did wattpad get an update
          
          If so 
          I hate it

I love the trope that beetlejuice has never ending confidence until it comes to actual emotions then he gets all "uh oh, feelings" and stutters over everything

I have committed war crimes and my public hanging will be at 2 pm

How tf do I have 44 followers

My aesthetic is typing out emojis 
          <33 °~° ;_; :///