⇒  welcome to the mom squad! we're a group of friends who randomly decided to have mom names and do weird shit

⇒  sam aka helen.
hi

⇒  laurel aka amelia.
I will correct your grammar at all costs okay don'test me

⇒  delta aka sharon.
one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.

⇒  kaitlyn aka janet.
done with everyone's shit

⇒  beracah aka mereddith.
Yes that's Mereddith with two 'D's shut up

⇒  kelsie aka debbie.