My name is extremely classified information, so you can call me whatever you desire. But I'll consider you a comrade if you address me as Bonney ;D. I don't know what else to say, so I'll provide you with some cool random facts that I've been told. (Some are probably fake) (Some are not even facts)

- Whenever you bite your nails then throw them on the floor, on judgement day, those same nails are going to come back and cut you. So it's best to throw your nails in the garbage!

- Don't yawn with your mouth open, or else the devil will pee down your throat. 

- How long do long walks at the beach even last? I'm planning on taking a long walk at the beach but I'm not exactly sure how long I should walk. 

- Torture House was the original word for the term 'school'. 

- white ppl crazy 

- When you die, you don't actually go straight to heaven (or hell, in some cases), you wait until the end of the world so everyone could go as a big family. 

- I wonder if George Washington will be next to me when everyone is floating up the sky. 

- I am the queen of the music industry. 

- Taylor Swift isn't. 

- GUYS DON'T WIPE AFTER PEEING. (Ikr??? That's so gross how could they not?!)

- THEY SHAKE THEIR THING TO GET THE LEFT OVER PEE OFF. (Ikr x2???!? That's even grosser.)

- The sound/smell of pee is disgusting. 

- In heaven, there's no such thing as pee. There's no such thing as sweat, either. 

- Matter of fact, you sweat except it isn't sweat. It's perfume!

- The term "orbs" is annoying when used to describe eyes. Like, that word is so ugly anyway. 

- As soon as I see "orbs" used in a book, I delete my history and shut down my computer, sighing. 

- This video will save your life. https://vine.co/v/eP6jZAaAIE5