i have a jar of mike nesmith's toenails in my closet
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  • JoinedAugust 17, 2019



Stories by monkee toenails
john lennon's diary (DO NOT TOUCH) by monkeetoenails
john lennon's diary (DO NOT TOUCH)
please please do not read john lennon's diary guys
ranking #802 in thebeatles See all rankings
Four Monkees One Amphibian Bakery by monkeetoenails
Four Monkees One Amphibian Bakery
the monkees own a bakery where they make pastry for amphibians. their rival is a vegan man named Aidan mustar...
ranking #256 in vegan See all rankings
Deaky's big holiday by monkeetoenails
Deaky's big holiday
Dealor fic based on the plot of pee wees big holiday
ranking #294 in queenband See all rankings
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