i have a jar of mike nesmith's toenails in my closet
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  • JoinedAugust 17, 2019



Stories by monkee toenails
john lennon's diary (DO NOT TOUCH) by monkeetoenails
john lennon's diary (DO NOT TOUCH)
please please do not read john lennon's diary guys
ranking #476 in craziness See all rankings
Four Monkees One Amphibian Bakery by monkeetoenails
Four Monkees One Amphibian Bakery
the monkees own a bakery where they make pastry for amphibians. their rival is a vegan man named Aidan mustar...
ranking #68 in mickydolenz See all rankings
Deaky's big holiday by monkeetoenails
Deaky's big holiday
Dealor fic based on the plot of pee wees big holiday
ranking #769 in rogertaylor See all rankings
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