i have a jar of mike nesmith's toenails in my closet
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  • JoinedAugust 17, 2019

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john lennon's diary (DO NOT TOUCH) by monkeetoenails
john lennon's diary (DO NOT TOUCH)
please please do not read john lennon's diary guys
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Four Monkees One Amphibian Bakery by monkeetoenails
Four Monkees One Amphibian Bakery
the monkees own a bakery where they make pastry for amphibians. their rival is a vegan man named Aidan mustar...
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Deaky's big holiday by monkeetoenails
Deaky's big holiday
Dealor fic based on the plot of pee wees big holiday
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