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FOLLOW ME BACK YOU TWINK

Although I did say I would post this weekend to my one follower, I became busy enjoying the fine art of animation (binge watching Black Butler).
          
          Yours truly, 
          
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In honour of Pride Month (and my procrastinating), Moody is canonically asexual and Italia is demisexual. They're both also bisexual (hence the bi4bi tag) with a preference for men (yes, the both of them). I want to do a special chapter for pride but I'd have to think about it since it might bring spoilers for Moody's backstory. That's all.
          
          Yours truly, 
          
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Greetings, everybody. Ideally, Chapter Four would be released today, but due to my mental health not being at its best recently my screentime has significantly increased. This is causing me migraines and such, making me unable to use my laptop for writing without wanting to rip my eyeballs out. This has also made me a lot more tired than usual, making me unable to think clearly for my writing. I sincerely thank everyone that is waiting patiently, especially my dear friend Winter who is very insistent on wanting to read this chapter.
          
          My current plan is to write the chapter on a notebook and when my migraines get better I can transcribe it to my Google Doc, and then post it here.
          
          Yours truly, 
          
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The next update of If I Were Human is (most likely, not quite sure yet) going to be delayed for a week. I am not quite happy with my current plan for chapter four, so more time to think will be needed. Once again, I appreciate your patience.
          
          Yours truly, 
          
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I dislike adding accidental views to my story while I am checking everything is correct from the reader's point of view. 
          
          However, I do appreciate the ones I didn't add myself. Considering I am only aware of a single reader, I feel slightly threatened. In a good way.
          
          Yours truly, 
          
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Chapter three and Journal Entry #3 are officially out. I cannot excuse my tardiness, but I was suffering from lack of inspiration.
          
          Yours truly, 
          
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No chapter again. My most sincere apologies.
          
          Yours truly, 
          
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I deeply apologize for the lack of updates, but I happen to be on vacation. Chapter three is in the works, I promise.
          
          Yours truly,
          
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There will NOT be an update for If I Were Human this Sunday. I happened to have had a busy week, and was not able to go beyond chapter planning.
          
          Because of this inconvenience, I will leave some fun facts about the characters here.
          
          Italia — She does not have a last name, hence why everyone calls her Italia instead of simply "Ms. _____"
          
          Moody — He eats entire lemons. With the skin on. This is why I added the sharp teeth detail. He really enjoys lemons and regularly buys them.
          
          Ms. Santos — She is an immigrant from the Philippines. I am trying my best to make her relatively good representation, but race is not really a topic I am entering with this series. (Note that racism still exists, and might come up based on the story progress.)
          
          Mr. Wilt — He enjoys flowers, and grows some of his own! His current arrangement is: An orchid, some roses, lilies and tulips. All are grown in Italia's garden, since he does live with her.
          
          Charlotte — Even through her bubbly appearance, she's a very serious detective that does not take any bullshit. "She is scary, my guy... She yelled at me because my report wasn't 'thorough enough'." — The moron that wrote the stupid dumb report with little to no information.