•Mentally living in the 70s 80s 90s
and 2000s
•Maladaptive daydreamer😀👍
•Scorpio♏
•Female💅
BEEP BEEP RICHIE🎈
"What is wrong with everybody nowadays? I mean, isn't there any love left in our universe, huh?"
"And on the set I was really sick. And I drank Nyquil; sneezing, sniffling, nighttime, coughing, aching, medicine thing. And then the whole thing they called me Captain Nyquil on the set, cause I just drank so much of it cause I was so sick."
"What about The Police, you heard of them?"
"No, but I seen em."
"Where? In concert?"
"No, behind you."
"I'm a piece of bread, stick me in a toaster!"
"Teddy, act your age!"
"This is my age, I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!"
"How're the maggots?"
"Hm?-"
"Maggots Michael, you're eating maggots how do they taste?"
"Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die. It's fun to be a vampire."
"Don't kill me Mike! I'm basically a good kid, so just- don't kill me."
"Then what are you?? The flying nun!?"
"I can be your best friend.....or your worst enemy."
"Its ok, we all get lonely."
"Yea, but I get really lonely. I mean, look at me."
"You jump I jump...remember?"
"They're only noodles Michael."
"How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?"
"Uh- three and a half?"
The Walking Dead>>>
Norman Reedus🖤
Ville Valo💜
HIM♾️
Daniel Johns💚
Silverchair forever🙏
- Anywhere with Haimster<3
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