"I love using stupidly complicated words like "eloquent" and "insatiable" when talking to people, to drill into their heads that not only am I superior to them in intellect, I also wrote fanfiction when I was 13, meaning I'm immune to any and all criticism they may throw at me. Suck my antidisestablishmentarianism, losers."

Yo. Welcome to Hell. 

That fact that you've somehow ended up on my profile implies that it's probably 3 AM and you're dying for some LGBT fantasy content. Don't worry, it's the same on my end. Hopefully you enjoy your peruse through the thicket of probably unfinished shit I put out to compensate for my nonexistent social life. 

And remember: Mothman is real, you guys are just mean.