WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY,
THE BIRDS ARE OUT,
THE SUN IS CHIRPING,
AND WE ALL HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION.

HOLY HECK THE ADVENTURE ZONE HAS ME SHOOK

Greetings human, welcome to my Wattpad account. I hope it fills you with, DETERMINATION


I am a small boi

I love Undertale, Homestuck, Levi Ackerman, Creepypastas, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and Heroes of Olympus (among other fandoms that slowly devour your soul)

I'm widely known as Ciel Phantomhive, Michael Mell, and Karkat Vantas (or Karkitty). I have flushed feels for D-Stri and I sold my soul to Andrew Hussie because for some reason I thought it'd be a good idea.

Yolo though my dudes.

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I am the Grand Reaper, not to be confused with the Grim Reaper, that guy is a joke.
 #NoCutsNoPain

"I can't go to hell. I'm already out of vacation days."
-Burgerpants (Undertale)

I'm just Heere for snacks.