Do I have to crack open people's heads to make them open-minded?-2014 me

(Now) I am merely a humble potato who travels to seek for rich, fertile land where I can take rest, but as prophecy foretells, no longer than 10 weeks would I be taken from my humble abode and woken from my slumber. Skinned and chopped, tortured into pieces where the end of me would be the pit of strange boiling yellow lava.

But do not fret, the wise rotten potato spoke of reincarnation. After my death, I am to be re-born and served as a curly fry in Mcdonalds.

Present (2024)- Im keeping all that cringe of my 2014 self up there bc i find it adorable.