collab account run by Meredith and Kaley


Almost all of our professors hate us but we're still 10/10. 


Quotes from K and M:
"I am human being" -M
" K: *throws bookbag* 
M: ???????
K: I had a dyslexic attack"
" M: *points at plastic wolf head hanging on wall* Free him"
"K: *shakes glasses aggressively while still on face*"
"M: *walking on a construction site in 6 inch heels* I feel like Rihanna"
"My mom and step dad had really loud sex last night and when I was in the hall I heard my mom say 'you should probably wash your mouth out' and I'm ready to take a bath with a toaster" -K
"I can't decide whether I look more like 3rd year Draco Malfoy or Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys" -M