1: If you are on my profile (which you obviously are, since you're reading this, duh) that means you are oficially awesome. Congratulations.

2: If you choose to read my book(s) and YOU LIKE THEM, you are like, automatically my friend. Seriously. High five to you bro.

3: My social life is really not exciting. Not that I don't have any friends or anything, but they're the same as me, what means nothing ever gets done. I LOVE YOU GUYS!! Anyways, the reason for telling you this (you were probably like: okay, wtf, thanks for the information but...) is that that means I write a lot. Yay for you! Except it's mostly not that good. Not so yay.

4: I really like chocolate. Buy me chocolate and I love you, no questions asked.

5: I love reading and writing (obviously), but also painting, drawing, walking with the sweetest dog in the world, meeting with my bestest friends and just laughing in general. I mean, who doesn't like laughing? Bitter people, that's who.

6: I've run out of things to say

7: Umm, eleven is my Lucky number...?

8: Wow, you're still reading. Cool, awsome job.

So, that's all I guess. O; you will never know my location, it's Top Secret. I might be a secret agent, hiding in the wilderness of Peru (with the strongest wifi signal EVER) because of my fatal mistake I made in the past (letting my nemesis live because of the touching speach she gave, hanging over a lake made of lava). Or I might just don't want to tell you guys. You'll never know...

O, for y'all  dorks out there like me: I'm a Gryffindor *whooping*  bravery is THE BOMB!!