moronic_

I have a sudden urge to bathe in a bath tub of pumpkin guts while on a hay wagon that leonardo decaprio drives. Relatable anyone?

teleportage

do you even come on here anymore

teleportage

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@moronic_  RP HIATUS. not hiatus from wattpad, dumbass c:
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moronic_

@hangmansjoker all i'm saying is i don't have hiatus in my bio is all s0-
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teleportage

@moronic_ bitch i'm on here like everday
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moronic_

Everyone complains about how hard their life is but the biggest problem in my life is trying not to masterbate every time Matt Leblanc comes on my screen when I watch friends for 12 hours straight on a Saturday night