st. stan

YOU'RE 18 TODAY, NUTTERBUTTER.
          
          miss you.
          
          moron.

Thtan the thark thlayer, I thummon you. *^*

How does Moses make tea?
          
          He brews.

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
          
          The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

What did one boat say to the other? 
          “Are you up for a little row-mance?”

Fish are friends, not food.

Sometimes I wonder how it's like to be the only child.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
          
          There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.

If you have an iPod, you should rename it The Titanic, so when you plug it in, it says, "The Titanic is syncing."

Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.