🍳Eggs // (Ren)ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Hello! I'm eggs and welcome to my humble page
HAKUNA YOUR MA TATAS
I would like to be president someday, so no, I've not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie. 

"Once again there's been a take down... But I guess it could've gone worse
At least I didn't have a breakdown
And have to go to the nurse"