When you lend your girl your coat that's too big for her........
Me: OH MY JAMS YOU LOOK SO CUTE SKFMKJDKS wait I don't have any........WHALE WHO NEEDS THEM ANYWAYS I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND
OH MA GUUURRRRD
I sound like a blob fish when I speak...in other words I really can't speak and when trying I sound like a 4 years about to throw a tantrum(well not really.....more like bloh glob bloh blob glob)
*inter child* : we shouldbe do that.....throw a-
Me: OH HELL NAH!!