Doodoo Daddy

The top two stories you've made are both fictional crushes of mine. Sorry, this is random, but when I'm looking at the comments if a fanfics im reading, I tend to check out some of the accounts of pfp's I like and usernames. Yours is both. Sorry if this is weird

Love the melanie martinez song title references in slenderman x reader

Are your recommendations still open?

i just came by to say you have a lovely username
          
          ok back to the fsnfic

just hit 200 followers, and I have to leave, for good this time. I'll miss this account, honestly, but my new account is like a new start or something, I don't know, does that sound inspirational and sad? I hope it does, have a nice day/night/morning, I'll no longer be here, at all, but feel free to follow my new account. bye I guess 

YESSSS, 200 FOLLOWERS, BABY 

new account, @mr_poopy_butthole2 

hey, buddies, moving to a new account since I got a new phone and, well, wattpad is being a bitch so, yeah, new account, will probably rewrite my books or basically copy and paste, I don't know yet 

I want to change my profile picture again, but I can't keep doing this every three days :'>

// "Oh, I'm sorry about that, must be tough living a life without crunchy peanut butter and a thin layer of a sweet apricot jam, freshly made in a factory in India."
          
          "It's made in India?"
          
          "I don't know, didn't wanna say China, it's a very cliché joke to say it's from a place that used to enslave children, orphans mainly." he shrugs and continues eating. //
          
          I feel like I added too much detail to the sandwich, but it's sort of like a sponsor joke lol-