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I can't wait to see Michael (especially Michael) and Azreal reaction to seeing Lucifer being used as a battery (you could hear Lucifer scream in pain then Vox was climbing up the Might of Lilith )
@Sandalpho As soon as Michael and Azrael get access to Metatron's device to see the canon show again (in other words, I don't have Amazon Prime, I have to pay again LOL)
Well, episodes 3 and 4 of Hazbin Hotel have officially been released (which, to be honest, were a bit weak, especially episode 3, I didn't like it much), well, time for Michael and Azrael's opinion:
Azrael (holding a box of churros): If there’s one thing I learned today: if you put canon Charlie together with TV… something WILL go wrong.
Michael (arms crossed, annoyed with canon Charlie): She seriously needs to grow up…
Azrael: What? Bro, you’re still pissed about what she told that walking television guy, whatever his name was…
Michael: She dares to claim that ANYONE can be redeemed… I’m really thankful our A.U. Charlie actually matured.
Azrael (grinning): Yeah, thanks to the beating you gave her, Oh! Speaking of beatings, the radio dude… what a day he had, huh?
Michael: You mean that radio demon? Seems like humiliation follows him everywhere.
Azrael (laughing loud): TOO MANY humiliations! Adam clowning on him first… now canon brother clowning on him… his owner, his rivals… hell’s live TV roasting him non-stop!
Michael: Don’t forget the humiliation YOU gave him in our story.
Azrael (remembers proudly): Ah yes… the trauma of his lifetime. I should do it again someday.
Michael (trying to stay serious): …Brother, honestly, can we say anything more from these episodes?
Azrael (thinking for a second): Hmmmm… nope. You’re right. Too many songs, too much filler, blah blah blah. And I HATED the “relationship” between terrorist-girl and the fresh-redeemed guy…
Michael: And that “poor little" Angel Dust turns out to be a straight-up MURDERER…
Azrael: Wow. Okay, I think we covered everything. Let’s just talk between us—
and share our hopes for the next episodes.
Michael: Agreed. They need to develop the protagonist better
and focus on the actual message.
Azrael: And give us less filler and more GOOD FIGHTS! We’re on the same page, woo!
@ mrgameworld I think Michael is blind, just as Lucifer said, "Well, you know, your friend and your old hotel both kind of died, so I think you're allowed to be a little off, sweetheart." and the first episode take place a month after the previous episode. Charlie herself said in the song
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"Cause redemption is possible ♪
♪ I really, really hope ♪
♪ 'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a fuckin' joke ♪
♪ And my friend died for no reason ♪
♪ And I'm never gonna cope ♪
♪ From watching him get fucking murdered right in front of me last month ♪
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Charlie didn't healthy cope, even Vaggie said it "Charlie, the feelings are important. You're allowed to feel them."
And now that redemption is possible, Charlie is trying to save her people but the stress is obviously getting to her, as for the deal between angel and Val, WE know that there's can be loopholes, but unless the person die, they can't be free, and Charlie doesn't kill sinner (and probably no one knew how angelic weapons works back then) and the relationship between Lucifer and her was still bad
(I really want to see some scene of Lucifer and Michael from your AU, because I feel like they're aren't completely reconditioned)
Azrael: Oh, and one more thing, the new AU episodes (both AUs) will be released this week, promise from archangel to reader, woo
Pues oficialmente salieron los episodios 3 y 4 de Hazbin Hotel (que la verdad, algo flojitos, sobre todo el 3, no me gustó mucho), bueno, hora de la opinión de Miguel y Azrael:
Azrael (listo para la opinión con una caja de churros) : Si algo aprendí el día de hoy, es que si juntas a la Charlie canon con la televisión, algo saldrá mal.
Miguel (molesto con la Charlie canon) : Y que le falta madurar......
Azrael: ¿Que? Bro, estás fastidiado por lo que le dijo a esa tele con patas, que ni su nombre me acuerdo....
Miguel: Se atreve a decir que CUALQUIERA puede redimirse.....en serio agradezco de que nuestra Charlie A.U si haya madurado.
Azrael (sonriendo): Si no fuera por tu paliza, no lo habría hecho...ah, y hablando de palizas, esta ahora el locutor, que vaya día tuvo, ¿no?
Miguel: ¿Te refieres al demonio ese de la radio?. Pues al parecer tuvo muchas humillaciones.
Azrael: JA, DEMASIADAS, lo humilló antes el pendejo de Adán, ahora lo humilla nuestro hermano canon, su dueña, sus rivales, por televisión infernal o algo así...
Miguel: ¿Y te olvidas la que le diste tú en nuestra historia?
Azrael (recordando con gracia) : Ay, como olvidarlo, le deje incluso traumas de por vida, debería hacerlo de nuevo algún día.
Miguel (intentando rescatar una opinión más): .......... ¿Hermano, la verdad, se podrá rescatar algo más de estos capítulos?
Azrael (pensando): Hmmmm, nah, creo que no, estoy de acuerdo contigo, es que muchas canciones, y relleno, y bla, bla, bla, en serio odie la "relación" entre la pecadora terrorista y el recien redimido...
Miguel: O que el "pobrecito" de el pecador llamado Angel en realidad era un ASESINO....
Azrael: Wow, bueno, creo que ahora si todo....hablemos nomas entre nosotros mejor y demos mejor mejor nuestras expectativas para los siguientes capitulos...
Miguel: Me parece bien, pues primero alguien debería desarrollar a la protagonista y más enfasis en el mensaje
Azrael: Yo quiero menos relleno y buenas peleas, estamos a la par, Wooo.
Azrael: Ah, y otra cosita, los nuevos episodios de los AUs saldran esta semana, promesa de arcangel a lector, woo
Wow, the first couple of episodes of Hazbin Hotel's second season are definitely generating a lot of buzz, so why not get Michael and Azrael to share their thoughts (especially about episode 2, which focused on Heaven):
Azrael: Oh my God, let's get started. So now Abel's the head of the exorcists? No way, the kid doesn't even know what is 2 plus 2... and also... why is Adam being referred to as an archangel? (facepalm) Don't look at us, we just thought he was the annoying one in the group, that's all...
Miguel: And now we're supposed to believe that the seraph changed her mind about protecting Heaven and its inhabitants so easily? It's fine that someone who was just scared can be here, that's normal, but she can't just refuse to punish those who truly deserve it. Most people in Hell deserve their punishments. I think they should have listened to Lute too, someone who actually has leadership skills.
Azrael: This is all happening so fast, bro. By the way... did you see that Lute has a halo around his wrist and is starting to have illusions of Adam?
Miguel: Yeah... I saw it...
Azrael (laughing a little): And....do you think she will start absorbing souls now?
Miguel (frustrated): Don't even joke about it...
Azrael: Haha, sorry bro, that coincidence is incredible... Anyway, we'll just have to see what Heaven does now. They closed the barriers, didn't they?
Miguel: Well, yeah, at least Sera had to do something decent... But they should have consulted me about that first...
Azrael (smiling mischievously): Oh bro, we're not canon yet...
Miguel (smiling slightly): Hmm, well, you are right.
(They both now see Vox's "plan" to dominate the sky by force)
Azrael (laughing uproariously): HAHAHAHAHAHA, and what do you think about that? Forget my jokes, that's pure comedy.
Miguel (still smiling): He's not even worth my time....
Azrael: Despite being demons, they'll have to pray we're not canon yet, bro, for their own good, hahaha.
@ mrgameworld no because when Husk said *"I have three "Torments and Tonics", four "Virgin Sacrifice" Piña Coladas, and something called a "Harder Daddy"?"
In the background, Lucifer watches in vague disgust (and with a coffee and apparently robes)
Lucifer was having serious flashback
@ mrgameworld do you think they see Lucifer? (I really wanna see their reaction of Lucifer relationship with Husk and Alastor)
Wow, lit los primeros episodios de la segunda temporada de Hazbin Hotel dan mucho que hablar, asi que por que no hacer que Miguel y Azrael den su opinión al respecto (sobre todo del episodio 2, que se centró en el cielo):
Azrael: Ay Santo cielo, empezemos con esto ps, ¿asi que ahora Abel es el jefe de los exorcistas? No puede ser, si el chibolito no sabe aún ni donde está parado...¿y como que Adán es referido como arcángel? (facepalm) No nos miren, para nosotros nomás era el molesto del grupo y ya...
Miguel: ¿Y ahora debemos creer que la serafín cambió de opinión con respecto a proteger el cielo y a nuestros habitantes tan fácil? Esta bien que alguien que solo tuvo miedo pueda estar aquí, eso es normal, pero no puede simplemente negarse a castigar a quien de verdad se lo merece, la mayoría en el infierno merecen sus castigos, ahí creo que debieron escuchar también a Lute, alguien que si tiene liderazgo.
Azrael: Todo esto es muy rápido bro, por cierto....¿viste que Lute está con una aureola en su muñeca y empieza a tener ilusiones de Adán?
Miguel: Sí...lo vi...
Azrael (riendose un poco): ¿Y te imaginas que ahora empiece a absorber almas?
Miguel (frustado): Ni en broma lo digas....
Azrael: Jaja, perdón bro, esa casualidad es increible...En fin, solo veremos que hace el cielo ahora, ¿que cerraron las barreras dice?
Miguel: Pues si, al menos algo decente tuvo que hacer Sera... Pero debieron consultarme eso antes.....
Azrael (sonriendo de manera chistosa): Ay bro, es que aún no somos canon....
Miguel (sonriendo levemente): Mmm, pues tiene razón
(Ambos ahora ven el "plan de Vox" de dominar el cielo a la fuerza)
Azrael (riendo escandalozamente): JAJAJAJAJAJA, ¿Y de eso que opinas? Olvida mis chistes, eso si es comedia pura
Miguel (siguiendo sonriendo): Él no me sirve ni para el arranque....
Azrael: Siendo demonios, deberán rezar que aún no seamos canon bro, por su bien, jajajaja.
Poco mencionar que el concepto de la "aureola que provoca la ilusión de alguien querido que fue previamente asesinado" de "Trono de Cenizas ahora es Canon en Hazbin Hotel :)
Charlie - Lucifer ---> Adán-Lute
I can't believe that now the concept of the "halo that causes the illusion of someone loved who was previously killed" from "Throne of Ashes" is now canon in Hazbin Hotel :)
Charlie-Lucifer -->Adam-Lute
