You are f̶a̶t̶,̶ ̶u̶g̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶f̶a̶k̶e̶,̶ ̶w̶e̶i̶r̶d̶ Beautiful.♥♥
Hey guys!
I am a potato!
And a lifelong experiment freak!
When I'm bored, I write but I love reading stuff!
-My Name- how about Potato?
-My Gender-  a female Potato
-My Interests- reading, foooood, football/soccer, gadgets etc etc
-Favorite Films- million dollar baby, real steel, Italian job, just go with it, the longest yard, fight club & limitless..OH AND WAIT! THIS IS US!!
-Favorite books- PS i love you, Diary of a Wimpy kid, Diary of a young girl, Archie comics!
-Favorite band/singers- So bloody many! Umm.. All time = Guns n Roses, Avril, Rihanna, Maroon 5, Eminem, Ke$ha and above all ONE DIRECTION!!
-Favorite show- The big bang theory, how I met your mother, Modern family, American Dad and many more!
-Miley's mom actually stood up for her during her performance My mom would have dragged me to church and sprayed holy water all over me.
-Sometimes things are not that bad. It's just our imaginations freaking us out.
-Bitches be like-
I'll have one triple mocha dark chocolate ugg boot raspberry white iphone 5 double caramel infinity sign frappe please.
-people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level
-I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die
-Saying "I'm tired" when you're actually just sad.
-Homeless logic: Why live in a $200,000 dollar home, when I can live under a $5 million dollar bridge?
-You know you're ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you.
-I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my phone all day.
-It’s not you’re* or your* 
it’s all mine 
everything is mine
-Where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist?
-Nice tan, do you shower in fanta?
-Some girls give each other the emptiest compliments I've ever heard "aww babe you're just omg like I can't" what the fuck did you just say??
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