The Cool Guy 

Everyone loves using 'cool', don't they? As their defining compliment. 

He's a cool guy.

I'm a cool guy.

Cool guy is hot. Cool guy is game. Cool guy is fun. Cool guy is always level-headed and rational while being aggressive and dominant somehow. Cool guy always, always takes all the shit and shrugs it off. Cool guy never, ever shows emotion; he only smiles in a chagrined, loving manner as he presents himself for perusal.