mrsmattchuespinosa

Ex didn't know what he had, what a bummer.

mrsmattchuespinosa

How to properly confess your love to someone: 
          
          1. Aquire several dozen limes. 
          
          2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes. 
          
          3. Start to pick them up but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better. 
          
          4. Keep doing this until you have their attention. (This could take up to 30 minutes.) 
          
          5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish. 
          
          6. Look them in the eyes and say "Sorry. I'm bad at pickup limes." 
          
          7. Marry them.

bibookworm250

And that was how I met my wife. 
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theyluvreaper

@mrsmattchuespinosa HAHAHA YOU MY FRIEND ARE A GENIUS
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