Dani❤️‍🩹

Just realized my acc is ancient, wtf do you mean I made it 6 years ago?!?!?!?!

Hi Dana I just wanted to check in and let you know I hope you are doing well. My insta browser hasn’t been working and unfortunately that’s the only way I can reach you privately. I am going to try to convince my parents to let me get the actual app.

تذكر تذكرني~

I LOVE MY DANA POOKIE 

I MISS CAS :( 

Sigh

One time for the birthday b!itch

Hoooiiiii~~~

I changed my mind on posting it on my announcement board because I feel like I’d get judged SO bad. Anyways, here’s my personal answer to my question. I’ve thought long and hard, I’d rather pee grapes, here’s why, first of all, I don’t even like both of them but we’re saying this based on comfortability and all, NEITHER OF THEM, would be comfortable, to make this clear, but pineapples have spines, and leaves and they just hurt which is why you’re told to be careful when cutting them, if you get hurt when CUTTING them, WHAT ABOUT SHITTING THEM OUT?! That would be a straight up VIOLATION to your asshole, just.. PAIN, also it’d be MASSIVE, like- painful AND massive?!?!?!?! What the fuck?!?!?!?! Why would I do that WILLINGLY?!!! When it comes to grapes on the other hand, I read a Manga which was TRAUMATIZING, (Darkfall on Lezhin or Bato.to, I was genuinely crying myself to sleep, it’s.. I really have no words, if you read that and ENJOYED it, you’re a STRAIGHT UP psychopath, it was my fault for trusting the BL community.) Back to the topic, so, in one of the chapters, my guy was literally laying EGGS, (it’s really weird, I’m super confused on the background and human science in that story, not why my rating is low, I genuinely give it a 0/10, I don’t even know why I read it, it’s just harassment and, just no.) back on track, excuse me, and I did my research only to find out ITS A KINK?!?!?!?!?!? People LIKE swallowing egg shaped things up their… and shooting them out, concerning but okay….? Grapes are technically round and egg shaped, ion know, I feel like it’d be pooping small poop but using another hole, excuse me, this is a REALLY WEIRD AND DISGUSTING TOPIC TO TALK ABOUT, I TRULY APOLOGIZE- it’d still be torture, but it’s less… than pooping pineapple, the question didn’t specify how many grapes I’d be peeing though, it’s just one grape, if it’s mashed up grapes in the form of pee, if it’s just uncontrollable grapes.

Eh eh