merry

if we reach 60K on the oneshot book I'll link my tiktok accounts

thanks for 56K reads guys 
          i really dont deserve it 

its been awhile but NEW ONESHOT CHAPTER!!!!

"I wish I was ADHD or dyslexic. All I got is lactose intolerance." - Frank Zhang, The Son of Neptune

"House gods, like... smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?" - Percy Jackson, The Son of Neptune

bro in criminal minds they always talk about how women clean up and are less messy like bitch- if i was gonna kill someone, i'd make it look like a man did it so i'd never get caught

Alexander really said "wait for wife and kids to get back? NAH, NEW FEMALE "

Throwback to when I was staying with my grandma and she took me to church because she had missed it the week before and I decided that I believed in God but became an atheist because praying every night was too hard

While looking for /p schlattbur first on ao3 I found a bunch of ranboo x tommy / ranboo x tubbo / ranboo x purpled / tommy x tubbo / purpled x tubbo / tommy x purpled / any minor x anyone fics like wtf???? This is disgusting??? Some of them were smut too???? Why???? Why are people so disgusting????

I showed my friend a drawing I did of argbur and he went "You're so obsessed with them omg." Says the person who can recite word for word every sadist dream smp video.