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quotes by kids in my class ( they deserve to be researched for science because it baffles me that they've survived so long ) kid 1: "can i go to the bathroom?" teacher: "the bathrooms are locked." kid 2: "no, that's only inbetween classes." kid 3: "you're a teacher, you should know this" teacher: "was anyone talking to you?" kid 3: "you are." kid 1: "oh look! there's ( kid 3 ) and ( kid 4 )." kid 2: "call them over here." kid 1: "hey fatasses! come over!" *they walk over* kid 1: "good boy!" kid 3: "did you say that i had a fat ass?" kid 5: "imagine not being able to open a bottle of lucozade!" kid 6: "i'm going to cum on you." kid 7: "i'm gonna eat you!" kid 8: "are you a cannibal?" kid 7: "no..?" kid 8: "oh.... WAIT—" kid 9: *turns around slowly* "are you just a chill guy?" kid 10: *dead silence for a full five minutes.* "no." kid 11: "hey can you scooch over a little bit?" *jams graduated cylinder up kid 5's ass* kid 11: "STOP ARCHING YOUR BACK IN CLASS" ( there's a kid fully bent over the fucking table ) teacher: "okay, does anyone have any examples of personification?" kid 12: "my pet table meowed."