muddypawss-

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quotes by kids in my class ( they deserve to be researched for science because it baffles me that they've survived so long )
          	
          	kid 1: "can i go to the bathroom?"
          	teacher: "the bathrooms are locked."
          	kid 2: "no, that's only inbetween classes."
          	kid 3: "you're a teacher, you should know this"
          	teacher: "was anyone talking to you?"
          	kid 3: "you are."
          	
          	kid 1: "oh look! there's ( kid 3 ) and ( kid 4 )."
          	kid 2: "call them over here."
          	kid 1: "hey fatasses! come over!"
          	*they walk over*
          	kid 1: "good boy!"
          	kid 3: "did you say that i had a fat ass?"
          	
          	kid 5: "imagine not being able to open a bottle of lucozade!"
          	kid 6: "i'm going to cum on you."
          	
          	kid 7: "i'm gonna eat you!"
          	kid 8: "are you a cannibal?"
          	kid 7: "no..?"
          	kid 8: "oh.... WAIT—"
          	
          	kid 9: *turns around slowly* "are you just a chill guy?"
          	kid 10: *dead silence for a full five minutes.* "no."
          	
          	kid 11: "hey can you scooch over a little bit?" *jams graduated cylinder up kid 5's ass*
          	
          	kid 11: "STOP ARCHING YOUR BACK IN CLASS"
          	( there's a kid fully bent over the fucking table )
          	
          	teacher: "okay, does anyone have any examples of personification?"
          	kid 12: "my pet table meowed."

bluebirdd-

@muddypawss- 
          	  ohh I thought you said science class sorry
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muddypawss-

@bluebirdd- the first one was in irish
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muddypawss-

@bluebirdd- i know. the second one was outside school
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muddypawss-

this message may be offensive
quotes by kids in my class ( they deserve to be researched for science because it baffles me that they've survived so long )
          
          kid 1: "can i go to the bathroom?"
          teacher: "the bathrooms are locked."
          kid 2: "no, that's only inbetween classes."
          kid 3: "you're a teacher, you should know this"
          teacher: "was anyone talking to you?"
          kid 3: "you are."
          
          kid 1: "oh look! there's ( kid 3 ) and ( kid 4 )."
          kid 2: "call them over here."
          kid 1: "hey fatasses! come over!"
          *they walk over*
          kid 1: "good boy!"
          kid 3: "did you say that i had a fat ass?"
          
          kid 5: "imagine not being able to open a bottle of lucozade!"
          kid 6: "i'm going to cum on you."
          
          kid 7: "i'm gonna eat you!"
          kid 8: "are you a cannibal?"
          kid 7: "no..?"
          kid 8: "oh.... WAIT—"
          
          kid 9: *turns around slowly* "are you just a chill guy?"
          kid 10: *dead silence for a full five minutes.* "no."
          
          kid 11: "hey can you scooch over a little bit?" *jams graduated cylinder up kid 5's ass*
          
          kid 11: "STOP ARCHING YOUR BACK IN CLASS"
          ( there's a kid fully bent over the fucking table )
          
          teacher: "okay, does anyone have any examples of personification?"
          kid 12: "my pet table meowed."

bluebirdd-

@muddypawss- 
            ohh I thought you said science class sorry
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muddypawss-

@bluebirdd- the first one was in irish
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muddypawss-

@bluebirdd- i know. the second one was outside school
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muddypawss-

greetings, maggots.
          
          sorry about my inactivity. i've went on an unintentional break out of a pure lack of motivation lmao. i will probably continue my hiatus for a while, who knows. i do have alot of silly doodles to share, though. maybe i'll post them up when i'm back.
          
          this isn't anything against you guys. i've just been too exhausted and burnt out to post or interact with others on wattpad. both my physical and mental health is a bit trashy at the minute, and i'm trying to pull through at least somewhat alive lol. i won't go into details because it's a bit personal to me.
          
          see you guys soon <3
          —moth/mud.

bluebirdd-

@muddypawss- 
            piscín <3 i respect your decision, it's important to put your health first, and im glad you're doing that. I love you so much <33
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BUCK-A-SAURUS

nice art furryas are cool people actually 
          there's just a percentage of them that are weird dont worry dude i support

muddypawss-

@BUCK-A-SAURUS yeah i see where you're coming from, zoophiles are a big no–no >n< zoos aren't welcome in the furry fandom tho
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BUCK-A-SAURUS

ny weird i meant that they like animals too much like belh get away from my chimichanga dude
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tal0on_thriftedd-

oh my gosh you like yaelokre too?? :O

tal0on_thriftedd-

@ muddypawss- . . yes! all of yaelokre's songs are amazing !!
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muddypawss-

@tal0on_thriftedd- yess mines is bird cage blue and yellow! farewell to the fields is awesome too
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tal0on_thriftedd-

@tal0on_thriftedd- . . bird cage blue and yellow and hartebeest for sure ! you? :D
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