Ayo, my name is Alexas or you can call me muffin like my best friend does @XxDeadlySkillzxX. I live in Pa. Reading is one of my favorite things to do other than have random conversation with da bestie, again @XxDeadlySkillzxX, and getting chased around playing manhunt and getting whacked by bamboo sticks heh good times. I'm currently 14 years old (hehe older than you Zai Zai) and my birfday is November 26. Um my favorite color is purple and i call my one friend Phoenix Barney cause he also likes purple and sometimes i think he rapes little kids, just kidding (not really hehe). My favorite number is 69, no dirtiness intended, maybe. Most of the books published on my account rn are just to fill time since I can't think of anything else for me other book, but shhh it's top secret only known to the Organization of Flying Penguins (O.F.P) congrats you're special. Note to self-  I should start yelling operation sea lion in the middle of my stories. Anywhoreee, enjoy da show and eat bugs like Pumba and Timon from the lion king. Innnn the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonightttttt- just kidding  Achmed the dead terrorist is bombing the city. He stabs you when you're sleeping, he bombs you when you wake, its Achmed the dead terrorist, come to kill you with a shank. Ah dark humor.  Also, Zaira and I started joined account with smut called AllAboutSmut were gonna be writing one shots and i would appreciate it if y'all checked it out.😉 BYE BEETCHESSSSS
  • Scranton, Pennsylvania
  • JoinedMay 7, 2015




Stories by Alexas Hawthorne
THE GUI by muffinsdabestest
THE GUI
He should not have trusted him......
My Book Of Quotes by muffinsdabestest
My Book Of Quotes
These are quotes that I found interesting, some funny, others sad and truthful, and some inspirational. I do...
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Facts Galore by muffinsdabestest
Facts Galore
This book is full of every kind of fact you can think about, about anything you can imagine
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