Welcome to the shit show 

I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% salty 

If you don't like me that sounds like a personal problem

I survived Twist and shout

Friends don't lie

My only crime was that I was down to clown

"We are bound only by the limits of our imagination and maple syrup." -Misha Collins.
             
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Live your life so that Professor McGonagall would be both proud and exasperated by you.