'I'm queer, I'm gay, I'm homosexual I'm a poof, poofter, ponce, I'm a bumboy, baddy boy, backside artist, bugger, I'm Bent. I am that arse bandit I lift those shirts I'm a faggot arse, fudge packing, shit stabbing uphill gardener, I dine at the downstairs restaurant I dance at the other end of the ballroom I'm Moses in the parting of the red cheeks, I fuck and I'm fucked I suck and I'm sucked I rim them and wank them and every single man's had the fucking time of his life and I'm NOT a pervert. If there's one twisted bastard in this family its this little blackmailer here. So congratualtions Thomas I've just officially outed you' 'Oh and one more thing, did I mention I've got a baby'